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Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:
The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?
Me, chewing faster:
The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH
“Don’t settle for him because he thinks you’re beautiful and you think no one else will find you beautiful.”
— Warsan Shire, How I take care of myself. (via perrfectly)





